Networking? Ha!

So, on a whim, I decided to do a search on blogger for certain phrases. Here's a few keen ones that didn't seem to have any results.

Platonic Death: I'm thinking this phrase would be fun from many angles. I mean, there's the platonic death that kills relationships...that whole, I've know you so long, ewww with the boinking. Then there is the more literal angle of Plato. Personally I could see it being a phrase referring to people who go off the deep end of analysis and never make it back.

Twenties Misstep: See, there was this dance called the Charleston right? And all my buddies laughed when I missed a step. Or you know, the economy collapsed...a world war began...That's just a bet of a misstep. Also, the age bracket...how many people have floundered during their twenties? Isn't it sorta the stereotypical marker of that age?

Sweet Monkeys: Technically someone did use this phrase in their profile, but monkies? Way to use your spell check. (Insulting random people from afar on a blog only I read. How passive aggressive.)

...And I just figured out that google is only showing me people's user profiles. Lame. Suddenly this whole irrelevant post just got that much more irrelevant.

And yet, I post it anyway.

Why? Because I can... Plus I'm gonna have to figure out a way to use these phrases in a relevant way someday.